I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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