Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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