I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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