how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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