More tranny stories later!
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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