The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
