so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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