areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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