Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
