i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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