just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
my poor anus
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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