i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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