so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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