And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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