i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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