I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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