i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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