Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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