WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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