sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
another moral hangover. fuck.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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