I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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