When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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