Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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