Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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