You made me cry and you don't even care
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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