weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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