mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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