There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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