wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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