I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Randomize