so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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