He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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