I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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