..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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