So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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