Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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