brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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