what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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