well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Terrible idea I love it
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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