She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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