By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
