i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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