She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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