Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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