He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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