So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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