just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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