Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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