Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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