...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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