Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
