Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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