I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
love makes seman taste better
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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