im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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