i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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