susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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