Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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